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MY MOM SAYS AM CUTE


My name is Peter from Iten.I have a problem with women, here is what I am undergoing.

I was born a brave boy, and even voted the most handsome pupil in my school during a contest. I grew up knowing women love me.

I am now mature and ready to marry but I have a problem with women. Every time I approach a lady, she runs like she has seen a disaster. I try to explain why I am the best man in her life but she sneers at me.I have tried in more than 10 occasions to ask my mother whether I am handsome, and she always say,”yes”.Since I trust my mum more than these silly girls I don’t even need to look at myself in the mirror.

I am now asking, what trick can I use to win a beautiful woman. Please help a desperate brother.

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A TRUE AMAZING STORY


Are you consumed with knowing the Lord?

Or do you just ‘attend church’ to soothe your conscience?

Are you a whole-hearted sold out follower of Jesus?

Is living to worship , obey and please the Lord your number one priority?

What are you passionate about?

Are you zealous and fervent in your walk with God ?

Romans 12:11
Tells us to be fervent in spirit as we serve the Lord!

So many are losing their passion for the God of Truth as revealed in the holy scriptures.

Friend ‘catch fire’ and be ablaze for God.

He alone is worthy of our fervent, passionate devotion.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks and what we love to talk about reveals what is in our hearts.

Many can attend church but after the service it is back to normal that is back to living for other things and not living for the Lord everyday.

Does our life reflect a life fully devoted to the Lord Jesus?

Get on fire for God and people will come and watch you burn!

BIBLE VERSES

The Message Of The Cross Is Foolishness To Those Who Are Perishing But To Those Who Are Being Saved Is POWER.May The Lord God Save Those Who Take Time To Listen The Holly Word


The Message Of The Cross Is Foolishness To Those Who Are Perishing But To Those Who Are Being Saved Is POWER.
May The Lord God Save Those Who Take Time To Listen The Holly Word