A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night.
We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out.
And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that.
Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.”
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.
He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.
He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
He leans over to her and says, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out.
The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to bust.
The chemist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, that if the man returns, to follow him.
Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once more.
The assistant duly follows.
Half an hour later, he returns.
“So did you follow him?” ask the chemist.
“I did”, replied the assistant.
“And…where did he go?”
“Over to your house…”
A Grandpa walks into a grandson’s apartment and sees a condom on the table.
“What’s this!?” demands the grandfather.
“It’s a condom” replies the grandson sheepishly.
“What do you use it for?” asks Gramps.
The guy is surprised that his grandpa really doesn’t know what a condom is, and lies, “I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain.”
To his surprise his grandpa says “That’s a great idea,” and goes off to the drug store.
He asks the pharmacist for a condom. “What size would you like” asks the pharmacist.
“Oh, big enough to fit a camel”