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HE IS WAITING TO LIFT YOU UP


HE IS WAITING TO LIFT YOU UP:

Are you feeling weak?
Are you stressed?

Are you facing hardship?
Are you sick?

Are you hopeless?
Are you not sure of your future?

Are you having setbacks in life?
Are you in tears and sadness?

Is there no one willing to get you back on your feet?

Is everything you touch not prospering?

You do not have to look far
Just fix your eyes on Jesus

He is the Lord and Savior.
Sometimes there are things we can not handle on our own.

Sometimes we feel so broken down and all those around us can even ignore us.

We will be in pain trying to look for the answer of our questions but no where to turn to.

We soak ourselves in sorrow with no option on where to start from and how to start.

Whenever we are in such a situation

We have to realize that we are not alone.
People can reject you.

People can ignore helping you.
People can turn their back on you.
People can distance themselves away from you.

But God will never leave you.
God will never abandon you.
God will always be there with you.
You maybe in hardship right now

You may be facing difficult situations right now
You maybe unhappy right now
You maybe confuse right now

But only if you could get down on your knees and surrender all your situations in the hands of God then you will receive your deliverence! When we learn to depend on God

All our tribulations will come to an end.
God is a miracle working God.
He has no happiness in watching His child suffers.

So surrender yourself and your situation to him and i promise you that He will fix you and all your lost joy will be restored back! Wherever you are

In whatever your doing

Know that God loves you.
He is ready to lift you up.
He is ready to make you strong when your weak!

Depend on him and He will never let you down!
Those who look at God

And depend on him fully will never be failures in life!
Your not a failure.

Just fix your eyes on God and He will provide all your needs in abundance according to his riches in Glory through Jesus Christ!

Amen share to bless others

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Ati wale wanawake ambao hukula mchanga na mawe wakiwa n ball ndio huzaa watoto wanaopenda kuongea matope

Teacher : Write a composition imagining that you are a KDF soldier at war in Somalia.
Kevo : ( sleeping comfortably)
Teacher : Kevo why are you not writing?

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Kevo : I was killed immediately

Wakamba mtanimaliza aki.
Teacher: Mutinda, make a sentence using green , pink and yellow.

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On Ujinga Reloaded

Mutinda: My phone ring green green green, i pink it and say yellow!!
Dunia isimame kwanza nishuke nicheke.

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Kumbe bangi haina madhara yoyote bana,nimejaribu kupiga pafu tatu usiku huu na Niko vizur tu nimekaa juu ya tv naangalia masofa yangu,

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Alafu wasee si nlienda kanisa, pastor akasoma from book of exodus. Mlevi mwingine akasimama, akaambia pastor, “yaani bado tuko exodus?? Pastor wengine wako revelation. Yesu atarudi akute hatujamaliza syllabus.”
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*****A MUST LOUGH******

Death came to a guy and said,

'My frnd today is ur day'
Guy: 'But Im not ready!'.

Then death said, 'Well ur name is the next on my list'.

Guy: 'Okay why don't u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?'.

Then death said, 'All right'

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list...

When death woke up he said to the guy,

'Because u have been so very nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the list

goodnite pals

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Hapo ndo nkajua kwanini Jesus wept😂😂😂

Tulikuwa kwa club tunachapa keg Waiter akasema Kuna kikombe imepotea…Bouncer akasimama akafunga mlango..kisha akasema kama Kuna fans wa arsenal wasimame.

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Nilikuwa wa first kusimama. Mungu ni mkubwa imagine amesema mlango ifunguliwe  fans wa arsenal watoke nje juu hawabebangi vikombe
Sasa tunategea hapa nje tujue Nani
mwizi

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*****A MUST LOUGH******

Death came to a guy and said,

'My frnd today is ur day'
Guy: 'But Im not ready!'.

Then death said, 'Well ur name is the next on my list'.

Guy: 'Okay why don't u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?'.

Then death said, 'All right'

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list...

When death woke up he said to the guy,

'Because u have been so very nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the list

goodnite pals

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wavuta bangi wawili wakafika kwa stage ya train wakapata inaondoka.wakaikimbiza lakini mmoja akabahatika kupanda… mwenye alibaki akaachwa akicheka mpaka akaanguka….,watu wakamuliza kwanini unacheka na umeachwa??? akajibu akasema ” mwenye amepanda amesahau ni mimi alikuwa anasindikiza……

Wanaume Wengine aki sijui nikurogwa ama ni nini

Dem Flani Muislamu Ameupload Selfie akiwa amevaa Buibui, nitumacho tu ndo tunaonekana alafu Nugu ingine iko kwa comment aty “wow cute Lipa

ata nisiokotwe…najipeleka durstbin saii

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*****A MUST LOUGH******

Death came to a guy and said,

'My frnd today is ur day'
Guy: 'But Im not ready!'.

Then death said, 'Well ur name is the next on my list'.

Guy: 'Okay why don't u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?'.

Then death said, 'All right'

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list...

When death woke up he said to the guy,

'Because u have been so very nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the list

goodnite pals

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TELL ME WHY YOU HATE OR LOVE ME


You know everyone loves at least one (1) thing about you. Send this to your friends including me and find out what it is?

WHAT DO YOU LOVE IN ME

1. I love your smile
2. I love your silence
3. I love your jealousy
4. I love your courage
5. I love your dress-sense
6. I love your eyes

7. I love your kindness
8. I love YOU

9. I love your hair
10. I love your Dimples
11. I love your personality
12. I love your perfection
13. I love your Independence.
14. I love your physique.
15. I love your charisma.
16. I love your Nose
17. I
love your cuteness
18. I love your attitude
19. I love your generosity
20. I love your intelligence
21. I love your understanding
21. I love ur humbleness
22. I love your maturity
23. I love your innocence
24. I love your character
25. I love your nature

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26. I love your friendship
27. I love your step
28. I love your teeth
29. I love your shape
30. I love the way you speak
31. I love your height.

Answer me…

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�BUT DONT FORGET YOU SHOULD SEND TO ALL …?

Even to people you are not talking to… You will find interesting answers.

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TODAY'S SCRIPTURE

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE


Today’s Scripture

(Philippians 2:12, NKJ).

Today’s Word

When you make Jesus the Lord of your life, some things will change in you immediately and other things will be worked out over time..

You may have addictions or sickness that you are instantly freed from, but yet, you may have wrong attitudes or other areas that are still in the process of changing.

That’s because God is doing both a work in you and a work with you.

He reveals His power to us and then gives us the opportunity to work with Him in the process of restoring and renewing our lives.

You work out your salvation by obeying His Word and surrendering every area of your life to Him.

You are working out your salvation when you choose to do the right thing, even when it’s difficult.

You are working out your salvation when you stand strong and resist temptation.

Remember, God is the one at work in you to give you the power to work out your salvation.

He’s empowered you to overcome every obstacle!

As you cultivate what He’s deposited within you, you’ll experience more of His power so you can live the life of victory He has in store for you!

A Prayer for Today

Heavenly Father, thank You for the work You are doing in my life.

I choose to work with You so that I can live the life of victory You have prepared.

Help me to be an example of Your love and faithfulness.
In Jesus’ Name. Amen

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FUNNY COP


A police Officer caught a drunk man having sex with a dead woman

Police: Hey, how can u rape a dead person? Are u mad?

Man: No constable am not mad, we both had an agreement.

Police: What agreement?

Man: Two (2) years back i asked this woman to have sex with me and she said

OVER MY DEAD BODY "
So i am having sex over her dead body .,

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FUNNY FAN FOR FANS


A House girl asked her madam to increase her
salary.

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FUNNY STORIES

The madam ask her to give 3 reasons
why she need her salary to be increased.

* HOUSE GIRL :* I can cook better than you.

  • MADAM:* Who told you that?
  • HOUSE GIRL:* Your husband told me.
  • MADAM:* Okay, second reason….!
    Fans for fb

* HOUSE GIRL:* I can iron better than you.

  • MADAM:* Who told you that?
  • HOUSE GIRL:* Your husband told me.

  • MADAM:* Okay, last reason.

  • HOUSE GIRL:* I am also better than you in bed (Madam got furious, grab a stick to smash her head)

  • MADAM:* Did my husband say that?

  • HOUSE GIRL:* NO, the driver told me I’m better
    than you in bed.

  • * MADAM:* Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase your salary immediately. You’re such a hard working girl.

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    * Have a beautiful day ahead*

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    TO MY DEAREST MARRIED COUPLES


    “MY DEAREST MARRIED COUPLES

    Genesis 2:18, 21-24 NKJV
    [18] And the LORD God said, “It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him.”

    [21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place.

    [22] Then the rib which the LORD God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her to the man.!

    [23] And Adam said: “This is now bone of my bones And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she was taken out of Man.”!

    [24] Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.

    When the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden and gave him commissions to tender the garden, and the man had given names to all animals and birds, we read afterwards that the Bible saying: that God said:

    “It is not good that man should be alone” So God determined further, “I will make him a helper comparable (similar, looking like or resembling)

    Were made to begin to understand the war the devil has been fighting against home and marriage; we saw how he is pulling apart many married couples and how he has been turning off the heat of intimacy beetween married couples.

    Do you realize that the major operation of the devil is always to walk in opposite direction of God?

    I know you are aware that the devil always wants to do things that contract the wills and the ways of God.

    He loves to make man contravene divine orders.

    He takes delights in making man disobeys God his Creator.

    He works tirelessly to work against the Lord God and makes man stand with him against God.

    So in the matter of this very important Institution of God, he has manipulated many children of God to co-operate wih him against God in the matter of godly homes and marriage.

    When God says something is not good, it means: He hates the thing.

    SO WHEN THE LORD SAYS “IT IS NOT GOOD THAT MAN SHOULD BE ALONE”

    It means, He hates the idea of man being alone.

    He dislikes it and it is against His will and anything contrary to His will amounts to breaking of His divine laws.

    However, that thing the Lord hates, the thing which He declared “Not good”, is what the devil is using to attack many marriages.

    When the Lord said it is not His will that man should be alone, it means, it is not His will for the woman too to be alone, but that the two of them should live together, stay together and enjoy companionship and intimate relationship.

    THIS IS THE WILL OF GOD which the devil has been working against all the time.

    Matthew 19:4-6 NKJV
    [4] And He answered and said to them, “Have you not read that He who made them at the beginning ‘made them male and female,’

    [5] and said, ‘For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?

    [6] So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate.”

    Today, carreer is putting couples asunder. Today, business and desire to travel abroad is putting couple asunder.

    Today, employment and jobs are creating separations between married couples.

    Certain jobs and carreer have endangered the homes and marriages of many married Sisters.

    The jobs may be bringing money home and putting food on the table, but removing peace and satisfaction and marital fulfilment from home.

    We have come across many loving couples who are living separately because of their jobs.

    Some COUPLES are weekend-married couples: the husband or wife only come home every Friday and return to his or her base; SO, DURING THE WEEK, the man cooks in the kitchen and even bath the children and take them to school before going to his work.

    Some women’s careers take them away from home as early as 6.00am daily and bring them back home at 10pm every single week day, and even on many occassions, their attentions are needed on Saturdays and Sundays; taking them away almost completely from their children and husbands.

    Matthew 19: 6

    So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate.”

    On the basis of the Word of God, NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH TO PUT HUSBAND AND WIFE.

    No career is good enough
    No job promotion or employment opportunities are good enough reasons to place a married couple in separation.

    No Greener Pasture or Green Card or Visa Lotteries are good enough reasons for the husband and wife to live hundreds or thousands of miles away from each other.

    On many occassions, my wife and I have come across men and women who are living nations apart from each other.

    We once met a woman who travelled to US and had been there for more than fifteen years, living in her brother-in-law’s house.

    She had travelled to US briefly in search of job opportunities, with the hope of geting a job and inviting her husband to join her.

    She got a job but her husband insisted that she should come back home. She had tried to persuade her husband to come over till her visiting visa got expired and she got stucked there.
    Now after almost twenty years, the little girl she left behind had graduated from university and her husband had since married another woman and had children.

    The last time we visited the church where we met her, she had eventually gone back to Kenya to a distabilized marriage she left alone untendered and to estranged children she had left behind unloved.

    IT IS NEVER IN THE PLAN OF GOD FOR MARRIED COUPLES TO LIVE APART.

    FIGHT TO STAY TOGETHER AT ALL COST.

    RESIST ANY SEEMINGLY “GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY” PLOTTED BY THE DEVIL TO SEPARATE YOU FROM YOUR HUSBAND OR FROM YOUR WIFE.

    The devil is ravaging homes and marriages of christians with subtle separations and divorces, and resulting in distorting the lives of the children.

    Do you know that some ministers of God are playing into the devil subtle tricks?

    When a minister of God travel out of the house on ministrations and outreaches for weeks, living his wife alone to battle the affairs of the children; sleeping in hotels and guest houses, eating sumptuous meals and being treated as king by many hosts and organizers of programs; jumping from conferences to conventions and from workshops to seminars; taking his breakfast in Abuja Sheraton on Wednesday and his dinner in Portharcourt Protea Hotels, while the wife batttles with what to give the children back at home in this is like drinking the Holy Communion wine with the devil’s glass cup.

    GOD NEVER PLANNED MINISTRY THAT WAY.

    God never planned that in ministry, your wife will be suffering at home with the children while you, the man of God, will abandon home for such an unacceptable long time.

    A schedule of a man of God should be planned in such a way that, the wife and the children will not be left behind for long, before coming back home to be with them and fill the home again as the father to the children and husband to the wife and priest to the home.

    When some wives of men of God are complaining that their husbands are living them alone too frequently, some men of God would pick a fight and think the woman is not mature enough in ministry matters. How do you want a woman to feel, who had been left home for five to six weeks, to cater for three or four children alone, while the man comes back home briefly only to carry his bag and his Bible to honor another series of invitations that would last another two to three weeks.

    Eventually, the the devil comes home to visit some of these women and plant in their heart seed of bitterness and stubbornness against the husband, resulting in serious attacks against the home and marraige.

    GOD NEVER PLANNED THE MINISTRY THIS WAY.
    When the Lord said, “…the TWO shall be ONE FLESH”.

    It mean, YOUR COMPLETENESS is in your TOGETHERNESS. Remain Blessed.

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