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GIVE THIS GUY SOME MARKS


​How many marks can u give him?

​How many marks can u give him?

TEACHER: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEONDIE?

MUZO: HIS LAST BATTLE.

TEACHER: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?

MUZO: AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.


TEACHER: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?

MUZO: LIQUID.

TEACHER: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

MUZO: MARRIAGE.

TEACHER: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?

MUZO: EXAMS.

TEACHER: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

MUZO: LUNCH AND DINNER

TEACHER: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?

MUZO: THE OTHER HALF.

TEACHER: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

MUZO: WET.

TEACHER: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?

MUZO: NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.

TEACHER: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?

MUZO: YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND.

TEACHER: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?

MUZO: VERY LARGE HANDS.

TEACHER: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?

MUZO: NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT.

TEACHER: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEONDIE?

MUZO: HIS LAST BATTLE.

TEACHER: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?

MUZO: AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.


TEACHER: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?

MUZO: LIQUID.

TEACHER: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

MUZO: MARRIAGE.

TEACHER: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?

MUZO: EXAMS.

TEACHER: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

MUZO: LUNCH AND DINNER

TEACHER: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?

MUZO: THE OTHER HALF.

TEACHER: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

MUZO: WET.

TEACHER: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?

MUZO: NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.

TEACHER: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?

MUZO: YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND.

TEACHER: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?

MUZO: VERY LARGE HANDS.

TEACHER: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?

MUZO: NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT.



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