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Ati wale wanawake ambao hukula mchanga na mawe wakiwa n ball ndio huzaa watoto wanaopenda kuongea matope

Teacher : Write a composition imagining that you are a KDF soldier at war in Somalia.
Kevo : ( sleeping comfortably)
Teacher : Kevo why are you not writing?

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Kevo : I was killed immediately

Wakamba mtanimaliza aki.
Teacher: Mutinda, make a sentence using green , pink and yellow.

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Mutinda: My phone ring green green green, i pink it and say yellow!!
Dunia isimame kwanza nishuke nicheke.

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Kumbe bangi haina madhara yoyote bana,nimejaribu kupiga pafu tatu usiku huu na Niko vizur tu nimekaa juu ya tv naangalia masofa yangu,

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Alafu wasee si nlienda kanisa, pastor akasoma from book of exodus. Mlevi mwingine akasimama, akaambia pastor, “yaani bado tuko exodus?? Pastor wengine wako revelation. Yesu atarudi akute hatujamaliza syllabus.”
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*****A MUST LOUGH******

Death came to a guy and said,

'My frnd today is ur day'
Guy: 'But Im not ready!'.

Then death said, 'Well ur name is the next on my list'.

Guy: 'Okay why don't u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?'.

Then death said, 'All right'

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list...

When death woke up he said to the guy,

'Because u have been so very nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the list

goodnite pals

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Hapo ndo nkajua kwanini Jesus wept😂😂😂

Tulikuwa kwa club tunachapa keg Waiter akasema Kuna kikombe imepotea…Bouncer akasimama akafunga mlango..kisha akasema kama Kuna fans wa arsenal wasimame.

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Nilikuwa wa first kusimama. Mungu ni mkubwa imagine amesema mlango ifunguliwe  fans wa arsenal watoke nje juu hawabebangi vikombe
Sasa tunategea hapa nje tujue Nani
mwizi

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*****A MUST LOUGH******

Death came to a guy and said,

'My frnd today is ur day'
Guy: 'But Im not ready!'.

Then death said, 'Well ur name is the next on my list'.

Guy: 'Okay why don't u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?'.

Then death said, 'All right'

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list...

When death woke up he said to the guy,

'Because u have been so very nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the list

goodnite pals

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wavuta bangi wawili wakafika kwa stage ya train wakapata inaondoka.wakaikimbiza lakini mmoja akabahatika kupanda… mwenye alibaki akaachwa akicheka mpaka akaanguka….,watu wakamuliza kwanini unacheka na umeachwa??? akajibu akasema ” mwenye amepanda amesahau ni mimi alikuwa anasindikiza……

Wanaume Wengine aki sijui nikurogwa ama ni nini

Dem Flani Muislamu Ameupload Selfie akiwa amevaa Buibui, nitumacho tu ndo tunaonekana alafu Nugu ingine iko kwa comment aty “wow cute Lipa

ata nisiokotwe…najipeleka durstbin saii

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*****A MUST LOUGH******

Death came to a guy and said,

'My frnd today is ur day'
Guy: 'But Im not ready!'.

Then death said, 'Well ur name is the next on my list'.

Guy: 'Okay why don't u take a seat and I will get u something to eat before we go?'.

Then death said, 'All right'

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list...

When death woke up he said to the guy,

'Because u have been so very nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the list

goodnite pals

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