A Capenter went to His Pastor One Hot Monday Night.
Capenter: Pastor, the Enemies are after Me!
Pastor: My Son, what is it?
Capenter: My Business is Running Down.
Pastor : Ah! That’s a Small One ! Kneel Down and let Me Pray for You.
Aah, Your Business will Surely Rise Again!
Aah, the Neighbors will Buy from You.
Aahhhhh, Say Amen.
Capenter : Amenoooooooh ooooooh
Pastor! Thank You Very Much Pastor.
Pastor : You’re Welcome My Son. By the Way, What Do You Sell?
So that I Can Announce it on Sundays and Weekdays Services.
Capenter : Oh Sir! I Make and Sell Coffins.
Pastor: Fireeeeee… Nobody will Buy from You
Our Members will Never Buy from You