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The policeman and the motorist


A policeman, stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver’s licence which were intact, the following conversation ensued:

POLICEMAN: If you start feeling sick on the steering, who would drive this car home?

MOTORIST: I don’t intend to fall sick officer, but thank God I have my friend here. if I fall sick, he will drive me home.

POLICEMAN : (turns to his friend) Where is your driver’s license?

FRIEND: I don’t have one.
POLICEMAN : You are under arrest for intent to drive without a licence!

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