FUNNY STORIES

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Fred and his wife Joyce received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas.

SHE WROTE~

My beloved Parents, I miss u so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time i get back, you will be too old.

So, enclosed you will find a bottle of a red portion i have invented.

It will make u young, so when i return, you will be the same age as i left u.

NOTE: “Pls, take only a drop. “GoodBye i love u!

So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle with a red portion.

The man looked at his wife & says U go first”.

So Joyce takes a drop, thereafter Fred follows.

Indeed the wife turns 5yrs younger.

Years later, the daughter returned home to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look young.

The daughter was happy & asks after her father .

“Your Father? Hmmmmm,, ur father was so jealous dat i was so young and beautiful, so he drank the whole bottle.

Whaaaat? So where is he?” replied her daughter.

Hmmmmm , ni yeye mtoto kwa mgongo, analala.

Pls share….

Don’t laugh alone but remember- greed is a “destroyer”

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